Funny 'Not As Drunk As You Think I Am' Cowboy T-Shirt

Funny 'Not As Drunk As You Think I Am' Cowboy T-Shirt

Charcoal / M
$17.59
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Funny 'Not As Drunk As You Think I Am' Cowboy T-Shirt

Funny 'Not As Drunk As You Think I Am' Cowboy T-Shirt

$17.59
Color
Size
M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00
Length, in 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
Laugh-out-loud, a little wild, and full of late-night stories — this tee carries the voice of the friend who always has one more tale to tell. Soft, steady cotton holds a bold, cheeky line: “Not drunk as you think I am.” It sits easy on the shoulders and moves with you whether you’re swapping barroom memories, heading to a backyard bonfire, or lounging after a night out. The print stays crisp, colors stay true, and the collar keeps its shape through washed riffs and repeated wear. Wear it to spark a grin, start a story, or simply lean into the kind of nights you remember in flashes and tell for years.

Product features
- Twill shoulder tape for stabilized seams and reduced stretching
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Durable, smooth fabric optimized for crisp DTF and DTG printing
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (5.3 oz/yd²) for breathable, lasting comfort
- Ribbed collar with tear-away label for shape retention and itch-free wear

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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