Funny 'Not As Drunk As You Think I Am' Cowboy T-Shirt

Laugh-out-loud, a little wild, and full of late-night stories — this tee carries the voice of the friend who always has one more tale to tell. Soft, steady cotton holds a bold, cheeky line: “Not drunk as you think I am.” It sits easy on the shoulders and moves with you whether you’re swapping barroom memories, heading to a backyard bonfire, or lounging after a night out. The print stays crisp, colors stay true, and the collar keeps its shape through washed riffs and repeated wear. Wear it to spark a grin, start a story, or simply lean into the kind of nights you remember in flashes and tell for years.

Product features
- Twill shoulder tape for stabilized seams and reduced stretching
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Durable, smooth fabric optimized for crisp DTF and DTG printing
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (5.3 oz/yd²) for breathable, lasting comfort
- Ribbed collar with tear-away label for shape retention and itch-free wear

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean